Check-in hassle

Alan burbles about a check in experience:

Girl at Other Check-in Desk: What is the name of the passenger?
Girl at My Check-in Desk: Sharp
GAOCD: Which one, there are two on the flight.
GAMCD: Sharp, A
GAOCD: They both start with A. Is it Alan or Alison?

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Alison????

Do I look like a %@!&ing Alison?????